Post reblogged from Have Faith in Me with 235,832 notes
why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
Although, maybe its a good thing we’re all lazy here. I’ve seen some pretty detailed murder plots on this website…
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Post reblogged from Read and Relate with 268,131 notes
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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